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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



SurfaceAgentX2Zero 12:39 Wed Mar 29
Carlton Palmer
Heart attack during the Sheffield half-marathon.

Funnily enough, he was on the wireless the other day saying it would be easy and just a warm-up for the London marathon. Anyone who knows Sheffield (and Carlton does) will know there are NO flat bits. 57 is quite old to be attempting it, even for an ex-pro athlete.

Anyway, get well soon, you useless, lanky streak of piss.

I say that in an affectionate kind of way.

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Far Cough 12:42 Wed Mar 29
Re: Carlton Palmer
Wow, get well soon, Carlton Palmer

Northern Sold 12:45 Wed Mar 29
Re: Carlton Palmer
The Marathon came about when the Greeks beat the Persians at the Battle of Marathon… Pheidippides (the messenger) ran the 25 miles to Athens to give them the message that they were victorious … which he did… and then had a cardiac and died on the spot…

Knew a couple of people that died running half marathons…. Including a bloke that I worked with….

Running Marathons is a Mugs game if you ask me…

Mr. Burns 12:47 Wed Mar 29
Re: Carlton Palmer
What was he doing in the fucking box? Didn't we tell him to hold the middle of the pitch eh?

Lato 12:52 Wed Mar 29
Re: Carlton Palmer
Echo what cough said!

El Scorchio 12:52 Wed Mar 29
Re: Carlton Palmer
I suppose it depends whether he'd still led an active lifestyle or was really sedentary and just tried this with no training on the assumption he'd just be able to do it a la the late Jade Goody and the London marathon.

If the former, then it just goes to show it can happen to any one of us at any time regardless of what shape we are in. fit 55 year olds drop dead from sudden heart attacks, (indeed professional footballers in their 20s and 30s) and 90 year olds run multiple marathons with no issues. It's a lottery, and he's been bloody unlucky.

If it's the latter, then he's a silly boy and he's bloody lucky.

Moncurs Putting Iron 12:53 Wed Mar 29
Re: Carlton Palmer
'I say that in an affectionate kind of way.'

Yeah that came accross.

Northern Sold 12:55 Wed Mar 29
Re: Carlton Palmer
Mr. Burns 12:47 Wed Mar 29


Ha Ha Ha!!!!


CARLTON!!!! CARLTON!!!! CAN WE NOT KNOCK IT LONG ??!!

Pentonville 12:56 Wed Mar 29
Re: Carlton Palmer
scary shit. Get well soon you awful footballer but nice man

Pentonville 12:56 Wed Mar 29
Re: Carlton Palmer
HIT LES HIT LES HIT LES OVER THE TOP FOOOKING HELL

Moncurs Putting Iron 12:56 Wed Mar 29
Re: Carlton Palmer
Better to have one at the event than in training, marshalls St Johns and all of that.

Willtell 2:03 Wed Mar 29
Re: Carlton Palmer
Wasn’t Carlton Palmer once described as the worst footballer to ever play for England?

He could run and run and run though. So much so that Moyes would have loved him!

I don’t wish him harm though and hope he slows down now he’s had a warning.

cholo 2:10 Wed Mar 29
Re: Carlton Palmer
To be fair Carlton could run and one stride for him was about 5 for any normal player. Did well against us for Wednesday in the early 90s when we somehow scraped a draw at their place.

Get well soon Carlton.

El Scorchio 2:32 Wed Mar 29
Re: Carlton Palmer
Willtell 2:03

Absolute Moyes player!

Kearley 2:36 Wed Mar 29
Re: Carlton Palmer
Had heart surgery a few years ago, so not completely out of the blue.

Side of Ham 2:41 Wed Mar 29
Re: Carlton Palmer
Geoff Thomas was the worst for me.....but POB is still a very good shout.....hope he get better....it wasn't his fault he got chosen.....

Northern Sold 2:47 Wed Mar 29
Re: Carlton Palmer
Remember going up to Hillsbrough .. going 1-0 up Mike Small… and them him (CARLTON) and David Hurst (IIRC??) scoring two goals in injury time… to beat us 2-1… knew then we was gonna get relegated

Kearley 2:58 Wed Mar 29
Re: Carlton Palmer
Sold, I was at that game. What a sickner.

Got home that night to find out my nan had been taken seriously ill and she was gone within the week.

Shit day all round.

El Scorchio 2:58 Wed Mar 29
Re: Carlton Palmer
Side of Ham 2:41

'it wasn't his fault he got chosen'- Absolutely. And as a pro you'd never say 'No boss, I'm not good enough.'

TBH, that's a bit like how I am feeling about Soucek for us right now. Not his fault Moyes is persisting with him despite it being wrong for the team, and basically letting him be a scapegoat for his own failings.

torino hammer 3:07 Wed Mar 29
Re: Carlton Palmer
Northern Sold 2:47 Wed Mar 29

I was at that match at Hillsborough

I remeber the comment that Carlton was a very fit player as it was so far to get to his second touch!

Eastside surge 3:16 Wed Mar 29
Re: Carlton Palmer
Remember Martin Allen nearly cutting him half one game v sheff wed and as he lay prostate on the turf right in front of us in the chicken run within a few seconds a rendition of " if carlton plays for England so can I " felt quite bad at the time but that soon passed.

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